getting caught smoking weed under a parachute
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT MANY PEOPLE TO RUN OUT OF THE PARACHUTE
THAT GUY’S LAUGH
The tour group
Jesus you gotta tell me what fabric softener you use
|—||Mark Twain (via feellng)|
y’all getting really specific like “where are all the indie boys with messy shoulder length brown hair and blue eyes who are between 6’ and 6’4 whose favourite vampire weekend album is contra but knows mvotc is their best album and drinks their coffee black with 3.2 sugars and smokes cheap cigarettes on a balcony at 2:23 am” like….. chill
"id date a fan" doesnt mean "id date a 12 year old who knows more about me than i do"