fire exits are so dumb. if a building starts burning the fire isn’t going to just leave. fire doesn’t even know what exits are
I HOPE HE DOESN’T STRETCH THAT SWEATER! IT LOOKS TOO CUTE TO BE RUINED!
Tell your mom I’m sorry she didn’t give birth to me
the only thing i like better than pets and stuffed animals is pets and babies
when someone cute accidentally touches your butt
febreezin’ my dash to get rid of the stench of u nasty hoes
This little kid fell and the seal seemed to be very worried about her
“Look at me I’m beautiful and graceful and oh shit kid you ok”
That’s a sea lion.
This was seriously the best prank