atheistpigeon:

airbenderedacted:

Tfeneral-gaggot:

cheesyfiestafuck:

getting caught smoking weed under a parachute

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT MANY PEOPLE TO RUN OUT OF THE PARACHUTE

THAT GUY’S LAUGH

The tour group

darthmater:

Jesus you gotta tell me what fabric softener you use

I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
Mark Twain (via feellng)

miniaturewhiski:

y’all getting really specific like “where are all the indie boys with messy shoulder length brown hair and blue eyes who are between 6’ and 6’4 whose favourite vampire weekend album is contra but knows mvotc is their best album and drinks their coffee black with 3.2 sugars and smokes cheap cigarettes on a balcony at 2:23 am” like….. chill

fucking idiot
me to me  (via simpaticni-niko)

Yup

(via radouaney2j)

Do you ever just touch your face and you’re like wow I can feel the ugly

lifewithoutrory:

"id date a fan" doesnt mean "id date a 12 year old who knows more about me than i do"